Two equine-related stories out west caught our attention this week. For starters, there was the case of the flying manure. According to local news outlet KelownaNow.com,  things got messy when a police officer responded to a call in a rural area.

Apparently, the person who called in the complaint said their neighbour intentionally flung horse manure against their outbuilding. But the officer, no doubt smelling something rotten and seeking to end such a smear campaign against a potentially innocent neighbour, got to the bottom of the matter.

The horse owner explained to the officer that her neighbor was making a stink about nothing, that instead, “Her horse had an explosive bowel movement when running which had caused the manure projectile to fly through the air and land onto the side of her neighbour’s barn.”

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